For dinner I poured my soup through a strainer and threw in ice cubes to cool it down until it was lukewarm, like fresh piss. After swallowing it in 30 seconds I spent the rest of the time jealously staring at my dad scooping steamed rice and meat into his mouth.
If this keeps up I'm going to have a 6 pack next week... And that would be so disgusting.
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